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A rather attractive woman goes up to the bat in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the barman who comes over immediately.
When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face close to hers. When he does so, she begins to gently carress his beard, which is full and bushy. "Are you the manager?" she asks, softly stroking his face with both hands.
"Actually, no" he replies.
"Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him," she asks, running her hands up beyond his beard and into his hair.
"I'm afraid I can't," breathes the barman, clearly aroused. "Is there anything I can do?"
"Yes there is. I need you to give him a message," she continues huskily popping a couple of fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently.
"Tell him there is no toilet paper in the ladies room."
DAT SHIT IS FUKIN FUNNY AHHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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ok i got it finally this me nowadayz so dont ask me for pics |
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| dis be bullshit man i cant even upload my pic kuz i dont know how to fukin bullshit |
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| wut da fuk am i soposed to say i dont have anything to say so im just going to say that updated nd yea send me some props nd dont be gay |
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| HAY HAY ya'll diz be nessa updatin fo this chinky foo haha n e wai'z yeah yeah yeah imma see daniel soon and i fixed up daniel's syte and now it's pimp okaeokae well yeah daniel's gon update lata halla |
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